He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’ The person he is speaking to, a nun, responds, ‘My son, you cannot offend me.’
The nun explains, ‘When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
Intrigued, the person continues, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: 1, you have to be single and 2, you must be Catholic.’ The cab driver, for that is who the person is, becomes very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’
‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’ The nun then proceeds to fulfill the cab driver’s fantasy, with a kiss that would make even a hardened hooker blush.
However, when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. ‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’
The cab driver confesses, ‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.’
Unfazed, the nun responds, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.’
This unexpected turn of events leaves both the cab driver and the nun in a state of bewilderment, as the situation has taken an unexpected and comical twist.
The cab driver, who had initially thought he had found the perfect opportunity to fulfill his fantasy, is now faced with the reality of his own deception.
Meanwhile, the nun, who had seemingly gone along with the plan, reveals a surprising secret of her own, further adding to the absurdity of the encounter.