One day, their desires overcame them and they hastily departed for the woman’s home. Exhausted from their amorous activities, they soon fell into a deep slumber. It was not until around 8 p.m. that they finally stirred from their post-coital rest.
As the man hurriedly threw on his clothes, preparing to make his exit, he turned to the woman and issued a curious instruction. “Take my shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt,” he told her. Mystified by the request, the woman nonetheless complied.
With his shoes suitably soiled, the man slipped them on and made his way home. However, his carefully crafted alibi was about to unravel.
“Where have you been?” demanded the man’s wife upon his arrival. Cornered, the man decided there was no point in further deception. “Darling,” he replied, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”
The wife glanced down at her husband’s shoes, now caked in dirt and grass, and said with a knowing smile, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf!”
The man’s attempt to cover his tracks had backfired spectacularly. His wife saw through his ruse, catching him red-handed in his infidelity. This cautionary tale serves as a reminder that sometimes the simplest of details can be our undoing.
Here is another interesting story: “A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab”
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cabdriver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring… He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you” She answers
My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I’ m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that –you have to be single and you must be Catholic.”The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” “OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?” “Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.” The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Steve and I’m going to a Halloween party!”