In a world often consumed by cynicism and doubt, there are rare individuals who manage to shine a beacon of hope, reminding us of the transformative power of faith and positivity.
One such inspiring soul is the story of a little old lady, whose unwavering spiritual devotion not only carried her through life’s challenges but also left a lasting impact on those around her.
From the moment she stepped out onto her porch each day, this remarkable woman embodied a spirit of reverence and gratitude that was truly awe-inspiring. With arms raised high and a joyful cry of “Praise the Lord!” she connected with the divine in a way that transcended the boundaries of the physical world.
There was a little old lady who was very spiritual,
Who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell
Praise the Lord!”
One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady.
So after a month or so of her yelling “Praise the Lord” from her porch,
The neighbour went outside on his porch and yelled back,
“There is no Lord!”
One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady.
So after a month or so of her yelling “Praise the Lord” from her porch,
The neighbour went outside on his porch and yelled back,
“There is no Lord!”
Help me Lord, I have no more money, it’s cold, and I have no more food.”
The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week.
“Praise the Lord! ” she yelled.
The atheist stepped out from the bushes and said,
Haha! There is no Lord, I bought those groceries for you!”
The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and yelled,
“Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!”