A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.

A young woman with blonde hair recently walked into a local police station, determined to land a job in law enforcement. The officer on duty began assessing her qualifications with a series of basic questions.

“What’s 2+2?” the officer inquired. The blonde woman paused momentarily before confidently responding, “Ummm… 4!”

Undeterred, the officer proceeded to the next question. “What’s the square root of 100?” he asked. After a brief hesitation, the blonde replied, “Ummm… 10!”

Continuing the impromptu interview, the officer then posed a more challenging question: “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?”

The blonde woman furrowed her brow, contemplating the query. “Ummmm… I dunno,” she admitted.

Sensing the applicant’s limitations, the officer made a suggestion. “Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow,” he said.

Eager to share the news, the blonde immediately called a friend. “Not only did I get the job,” she exclaimed excitedly, “I’m already working on a murder case!”